Love's spices: A little bit of daydreaming, a little bit of exercises.

Just to set the mood, I'm listening to When a mannnnn looooves a woooman by none other than Percy Sledge da bomb. A good ol' black guy who can really sing during the days where auto-tuning wasn't invented. I would really recommend this song to you, you don't have to download it if you're FUCKING LAZY, just go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8raabzZNqw&feature=related and listen to it.

"I ain't your typical Mud,"

Anyway coming back to SLA. What are Love Spices? It's not an official saying you know, I just made it up myself moments ago LOL. So don't embarrass yourself talking about love spices to your friends and expecting them to know what the spice you're talking about.

Why daydreaming? It is scientifically proven that daydreaming provides individuals with a sense of calm and peace that can last the whole day. Because of work, facebook, commitments, laziness, tumblr, #takenforgranted, twitter (realise I mentioned facebook, twitter, and tumblr? Think about it.), most of us are drifting apart from some of our friends, or even your lover. You start to feel agitated that somehow you don't have anymore friends left, or you don't love your lover as much as before because of the minimal time spent with each other. Either way, it's negative. So slowly get your asses off facebook and twitter, use them responsibly, and not tweet every 5 minutes which irritates the fuck out of me and him and her.

Please call hotline 9170 4688 for assistance. Females only.

In any case, just take a few minutes of quiet time and focus on how you want your relationship or love life to turn out. Maybe is waking up to each other every morning, have a few charming kids running around, start a family and buy your own house, wife-swappings.... Everybody has their own perfect love future. What's yours? This shouldn't take you more than 15 minutes, after daydreaming, you should be able to feel motivated to love someone again, or treat your partner better than before. It doesn't hurt daydreaming so try it.

In her head: "......Wouldn't it be nice if I can sleep with the cute boy from my art class."

What about exercising?! Yeah yeah you must be thinking I'm gonna write SEX. BUT NO, IT'S NOT SEX. "CAN YOU ALL DON'T LOOK AT ME THIS WAY!?" EXERCISING is one of the best ways to create energy. Like duh. Research has shown that exercising is actually the best cure for depression. If you need an exercise trainer, do call the same hotline as stated above, rule is females only. Okay anyway if you're feeling lonely, unmotivated, or you're still depressed over your ex-boyfriend who disappeared after telling you he has some lame sickness which is obviously fake (from my friend's real story), sweat it out. Just pick up a pair of running shoes, socks, short (must be real short) FBT triangle running pants and your sports bra, go have a run. It rejuvenates your energy, and gives you the extra push that you need to love all over again. It's like I'M ALL READY TO LOVE AGAIN kinda feeling. But as a general rule for everything in life...
NEVER ever overdo it.

"I think my left thigh is not muscular enough...."

Believe it or not, it's entirely up to you. But no harm trying yeah? It's free. Just cut down the no. of hours you stick your fucking face in twitter and facebook, utilise it, who know's, you may have new resolutions in love which will definitely propel you to higher heights. I wish you all all the best in love! <3

Sticky notes are your best friends.

Sorry for the lame title, but of course I have my reasons. Ever heard of creating your own mantras? Like meaningful little quotes which people have written on sticky notes and they paste them all over their houses? On the mirror... Fridge... Beside the computer... Every places where they get in contact with often. I've seen people tattooing quotes on their bodies too. Kinda cool somehow, it reminds the partner he is having sex with about how to lead a meaningful life. Can you imagine that tattooed guy is like on top humping the girl moaning and screaming but the girl is reading some quotes below like, "Life is short, so live life to the fullest!" or something like that? LOL. In any case, an example of what it's like....

Strictly only for girls, give me a call beforehand.

Alright I'm sorry this is not a good example at all. A perfect sticky note to stick around will be something like this.

For you if you're not stubborn enough.

It's just an example. I think this quote applies to those people who have low self-confidence. You know. To console yourself. One typical example is during exams. Most people studied extremely hard and still complains here and there saying, "Wah I die lah I die already wah siao liao die la.". Being confidence during an exam is a must have. You will be surprised how students with confidence can score so much better than students who panic, even when they may have studied lesser than them. But if you never fucking study and go around trusting yourself that you know more than you do, you're a retard.

My typical example may not be the best but you get my drift yeah? Every quotes have different meanings when read by different individuals. Let's come back to love affairs. I will suggest you heartbroken souls out there to try this out. Instead of being stuck knee deep whether to give this new guy a chance, paste this quote on your mirror.

"If you admire the rainbow after the rain then, why not love again after the pain?" -@Quotephrases from Twitter.

"The best way to love is to love like you've never been hurt."

A simple little sticky note may change your life, for the better, forever.

You must have came across some quotes which really gets you fired up for moments ya? Paste them around man! I pasted "Know more than I did yesterday." on my mirror. Now I am always listening to conversations, and asking questions so that I know more about something. Try it. You never know. It's just as simple as writing it down on a piece of paper and sticking it all over the place. If it works out for you, please remember to come back and thank me with beer.

Cheerios.

My SLA - Simple Love Affairs

After talking about it for months, I've finally lifted my fingers off the usual dota hot keys and dragged myself to the grand opening of this blog, Simple Love Affairs, in dedication to all lovers out there in the world, particularly in Singapore.

"The Rhythm of Love"

No relationships are the same with another, they can never be. Every love produces its own uniqueness, its own miracle moments, its own stories. You hear people mumbles this overused quote every now and then, "Love is everywhere." but where exactly? I know my dear friend Clyde once told me, "I can smell sex, sex is everywhere." if I wasn't wrong he told me that during one of his Thailand escapades storytellings. Don't get me wrong here now, I ain't starting a sex blog teaching you "How to blow your boyfriend's candle 101", I just suddenly thought of that and I think it's rather funny.


Love can be as complicated as a 10,000 pieces jigsaw puzzle of Atlantic Ocean. You know what love can be like, but you may need a third-party-nothing-to-do guy to help you complete the puzzle. Let me piece them up for you, one by one, as each post goes by I will slowly map out a path which you can consider embarking on. Better than you standing there being stuck in the moment and you can't get out... Like a retard.

Let my thoughts towards relationships carve the image of me. Happy reading! :)